NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR LIPSTICK!
Why would you even ask me that?
I am so insulted!
Every time something goes missing around here,
everybody looks at me! 

Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.

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